Humorous
epub |eng | 1992-04-01 | Author:Robert Rankin [Rankin, Robert]
'That cannot be imagined.' 'What can I do?' Byron wrung the fat man's lapels. 'You could trust that the fault rectifies itself.' 'Might it?' 'I shouldn't think so.' 'Then what?' ...
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epub |eng | 1993-06-01 | Author:Robert Rankin [Rankin, Robert]
The truth is flexible, white hot, but it soon becomes brittle if tempered with cold bullshit. Robert Williams Sterne Wonder felt my face. Louise Rennison The Suburban Book of the ...
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March 25,2014 )
epub, mobi, pdf |eng | 2006-04-15 | Author:Robert Rankin [Rankin, Robert]
14 “Hollywood?” said Eddie Bear. “What does Hollywood mean?” “Place name, I suppose,” said Jack, a-dusting at his trenchcoat. “This coat is going to need some serious cleaning.” “Forget the ...
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epub, mobi |eng | 1992-02-15 | Author:Robert Rankin [Rankin, Robert]
Some time later two thoroughly drunken Lone Rangers, now somewhat shabby and lacking in hats and masks, were to be found wandering in the direction of the St Mary’s allotment. ...
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March 25,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2009-07-09 | Author:Robert Rankin [Rankin, Robert]
And so they waited. It was tense, but then, important waiting is always tense. It's filled with tension, every waiting moment of it. The tense waiting was done at the ...
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Humorous
March 25,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 1996-10-03 | Author:Robert Rankin [Rankin, Robert]
The pub had gone rather quiet. As Sean had been telling this tale to me more and more folk had been gathering around to listen. And they were listening intently, ...
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March 25,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2010-09-09 | Author:Robert Rankin [Rankin, Robert]
But George was rising even higher now. Up towards the gilded frescoed ceiling. Up towards the crystal chandeliers. And the diners who viewed this now did nudgings at their companions. ...
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March 25,2014 )
epub, mobi, pdf |eng | 2000-10-15 | Author:Robert Rankin [Rankin, Robert]
To my son Colin, I bequeath my beloved planet Earth. To my dear wife, Eartha, the rest of the Universe. Signed GOD “And that’s it?” said I. “It’s, well, it’s ...
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March 25,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 1999-09-01 | Author:Robert Rankin [Rankin, Robert]
The arrival of the Gandhis at precisely seven o’clock came as a bit of a surprise. And if their punctuality glared into the face of rock ’n’ roll, their appearance ...
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March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub, pdf | | 1987-05-14 | Author:Douglas Adams
CHAPTER 8 ‘Come in, dear fellow, come in.’ The door to Reg’s set of rooms in college was up a winding set of wooden stairs in the corner of Second ...
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Adventure
March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub, azw3 | | 2010-01-29 | Author:Terry Pratchett
‘You haven’t?’ said Ridcully. ‘I thought you would have a banquet every night.’ ‘We have a limited budget, you know,’ said the Archchancellor of Brazeneck. ‘It’s a governmental grant thing, ...
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March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub | | 2010-01-29 | Author:Douglas Adams
So a lot of history is now gone for ever. The Campaign for Real Timers claim that just as easy travel eroded the differences between one country and another, and ...
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March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub | | 2010-01-29 | Author:Douglas Adams
It hummed for a bit and then stopped. It wasn't a big spaceship. If the villagers had been experts on spaceships they would have known at once that it was ...
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March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub | | 2010-01-29 | Author:Dahl, Roald [Dahl, Roald]
(Signed) _A. R. Woresley_ _Lecturer in Chemistry,_ _Cambridge University_ I showed it to Yasmin. "Obviously it doesn't apply to Woresley," I said, "because his stuff isn't going into the freezer. ...
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March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub, azw3 | | 2010-01-29 | Author:Terry Pratchett
* * * [1] That is to say, those who deserve to shed blood. Or possibly not. You never quite know with some kids. [2] This exchange contains almost all ...
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March 25,2014 )
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